This thirsty white boy (who has a girlfriend) has been messaging me for over two years now, trying to hook up with me. I’ll tell him no every time and he’ll wait a couple months and then try again with me. I received a Snapchat from him a couple months ago of his dick and I told him I have a boyfriend and to stop contacting me. I blocked him on Snapchat, but should’ve done so on Facebook, because he messaged me last night at 1am. I decided to send him this very lengthy message to tell him to back off. #StopStraightWhiteBoys
Eva Green for Campari Calendar BTS (2015)
"That will include, snack, music, and jewelry areas."
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I DO THE SECOND THING
I ALWAYS DO THE SECOND THING
I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD
Emma Stone’s appeal lies in her ability to take her work seriously—and herself not at all.
Photographed by Craig McDean
Read the May 2014 cover story by Jason Gay on Vogue.com.
Not at all. But that’s never stopped us before.
This man is unreasonably funny.
Washington Coliseum. Photographed by Mike Mitchell. February 11, 1964.
Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer for the New Yorker (x)