Make Tea, Not Love
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This thirsty white boy (who has a girlfriend) has been messaging me for over two years now, trying to hook up with me. I’ll tell him no every time and he’ll wait a couple months and then try again with me. I received a Snapchat from him a couple months ago of his dick and I told him I have a boyfriend and to stop contacting me. I blocked him on Snapchat, but should’ve done so on Facebook, because he messaged me last night at 1am. I decided to send him this very lengthy message to tell him to back off. #StopStraightWhiteBoys

This thirsty white boy (who has a girlfriend) has been messaging me for over two years now, trying to hook up with me. I’ll tell him no every time and he’ll wait a couple months and then try again with me. I received a Snapchat from him a couple months ago of his dick and I told him I have a boyfriend and to stop contacting me. I blocked him on Snapchat, but should’ve done so on Facebook, because he messaged me last night at 1am. I decided to send him this very lengthy message to tell him to back off. #StopStraightWhiteBoys

Eva Green for Campari Calendar BTS (2015)

dearramelia:

Karen the Beautiful: 7 of ?

dearramelia:

Karen the Beautiful: 7 of ?

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nataliemeansnice:

livefrommyhouse:

"That will include, snack, music, and jewelry areas."

(inspired by x)

I DO THE SECOND THING

I ALWAYS DO THE SECOND THING

OMG

I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD

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vogue:

Emma Stone’s appeal lies in her ability to take her work seriously—and herself not at all.Photographed by Craig McDeanRead the May 2014 cover story by Jason Gay on Vogue.com.

vogue:

Emma Stone’s appeal lies in her ability to take her work seriously—and herself not at all.

Photographed by Craig McDean

Read the May 2014 cover story by Jason Gay on Vogue.com.

19Jul14 with 26,297 notes © vogue, @ kaitlin-kelly,

You ready?
Not at all. But that’s never stopped us before. 

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Always a good day for #pho :) (at Hello Vietnam)

Always a good day for #pho :) (at Hello Vietnam)

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the-real-seebs:

This man is unreasonably funny.

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 Washington Coliseum. Photographed by Mike Mitchell. February 11, 1964.
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Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer for the New Yorker (x)

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Fill In These Things About You

Name: Samantha
Birthday: May 8th
Height: 5'6"
Eye color: Dark Brown
Hair color: Red
A random fact about you: I'm moving to London in less than two months!
Favorite band: Radiohead/Sufjan Stevens/John Legend
Favorite song: None. I love too many to pick
Favorite food: Anything Italian
Favorite season: Fall
Favorite animal: Bison/Platypus/Ducks
Favorite movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/Amelie/Quills
Are you currently in a relationship?: Yes :)
If so, are you happy with them?: So happy!
Anything you need to work on?: Just me freaking out less about the fact we're breaking up when I leave for London...
Who ended your last relationship?: My current boyfriend is my only boyfriend and he actually broke up with me last year before we got back together this year
Are you friends with your ex?: n/a
Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: Taller, but my BF is actually shorter than me and it's cute
Dark hair or light hair?: Dark (or red)
Smart or attractive?: Smart
Is creativity attractive?: SO MUCH
Do you care how much money they have?: Nope
Your last phone call: Boyfriend
The last thing you ate: Burger/Waffle fries
The last thing you drank: Raspberry shake
The last song you listened to: Random mix on iTunes
The last book you read: I'm trying not to read until school starts in September
The last movie you watched: Austenland
What is your heritage?: African American/Caucasian/Native American
Do you play any instruments?: I'm primarily a vocalist, but I play Ukelele/Guitar/Clarinet/Piano
What are you pets’ names?: Bellatrix & Rue (both beautiful black kitties named after fictional characters)
Your favorite board game: The Game of Life

zimtkind:

from the 2014 February issue of Elle

some of the beautiful cast of Orange Is The New Black

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